Sardar filling application form joke,Sardar and his daughter joke,Sardar wins a lottery joke,Sardar and romantic date joke,Sardar proposed a girl joke

Sardarji filling application form

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

Sardar and his daughter

A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried-
"Santa ! Your daughter has died"

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
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At 25 floor: I'm unmarried !
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At 10 floor : he remembers "I'm Banta not santa"

Sardar wins a lottery

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar and romantic date

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID: YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar in train joke,Sardar filling a form joke,Sardar Teacher lecturing on population joke,Sardar-about a running race joke

Sardar in train

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : Y?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to Xchng in the lower berth..

Sardar filling a form

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up.

You know why?

FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Sardar - Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

Sardar-about a running race

Sardar: why r all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?